Oh joy.........Matilda

Right well who would of thought it i go to school and get given a baby. Yep thats right a whole baby to play with. Oh how fun.
Okay when i first recieved it (now called Matilda) i was pretty fine with it until i realized i had to take this thing home with me now come on street cred or what i could be a Vicky Pollard all i need is a coupled more Matilda's and ill be rolling in.
Well anyway it cired during Geography yippe i had to leave to calm it down it might of been my fault for kicking it on purpose but if thats how fragile it is then it will be crying all day.
So then i carried it to Enlgish it was amazingly quiet in this lesson grrrrrrrrrr, i hate English even when i dropped it from my hands (when the teacher wasnt looking) it still did not murmur just sat and looked at me. Then i found out they have trackers on this babys so they will no if i look after it seriosuly its a joke a tracker on a baby i tell you thats insane when i was born i was not microchipped and shoved into a persons arms who did not want me (or maybe they did not)
well after all the baby fuss i lost the damn thing it fell out of my arms and was kicked away by some nasty little people. Then i get shouted at when they came to look at the babys ,in my case the missing. I hate that thing Matilda i tell you im Miss Truncball im gonna swing it round in my arms and chuck it (or was that not Matilda) well whoever it was its going to happen.


Well i hope this was fun for you ,dont be laughing for my expense. I tell you its not funny.


Alexxxxx